iPhone Application Problem

so I recently bought the new 3G iPhone, and it works great. But as my brother says I have an Audio electronic curse - this is due many audio appliances being in my possession suddenly stop working for reasons unknown, this includes 1 speaker system, 2 mp3 CD players, 1 iphone, 1 stereo system and so on. The main reason for this quick blerp, which is being written while on by iPhone, is that I downloaded a program radio known as Pandora. Eversince I've had it, twice already the iPhone has reseted itself in the manual resetting manner where everything fades out. Has anyone else had this problem?

Intro Encore

Who are I? I am a Miguel. I am Mianma. I will soon be Legium Esoj. I am a Designer. What do I do? I draw. I write. I live. I design fashion. Design products. Design interior. Design Furniture. Design Bags. Design Graphics. Design architecture. I decide. What can you say? I can speak. I can form sentences. I can respond in Japanese. Respond in Italian. Respond in English. Respond in Spanish. Respond in French. What can you do? I can model. Can Photograph. Can Direct. Can Learn. Can Fight. Can Listen. What are you? I am a bartender. I am a person. I am a man. I am Regional. I a strong. I am modest. I am. I’m a musician. I am Natural. I am a Giver. I am a learner. I am an Emcee. I am an Artist. What is your name? My name is Mianma Elelez Gugeti. Is Matsu Daigo. Is Cassen Vaughn Alucard Date. Is Eiji Mikato. Is Leguim Esoj. Is Miguel Angel Martinez. Is Migeru Marutainezu. Is what I write. What do you look like? I look like me. Like Fez. Like Prince. Like Enrique Iglesias. Like Tito El Bambino. Like my Mother. What do you want to learn? I want Medical Knowledge. Want Flying knowledge. Want Motorcycle knowledge. Want Travel Experience. Want More than I have. Want Less than I own. Want Life. Do you live for Love? I love. I passion. I skateboard. I Bike. I Raft. I dream. I design. I live. Do you believe? I believe in myself. I believe in people. I believe, sometimes, lies. I believe you. I believe in Agnostic. I believe there is more. Believe there will be. Believe.

7 Blocks and I Can Barely See You

So there is this situation in Chicago that has been overlooked by many. Garbage. It's a problem, maybe not as big of a problem as New York, but still a problem. And really it's not the garbage neccessarily that I am taken by it's the garbage that never makes it to it's rightful home. There is tons of garbage that is placed on the ground everyday. Just the other day infact somebody was drinking a can of coke on the bus and before getting off, puts the can on the bus floor and walks off. I wanted to scream out and let him know he forgot his can of pop, but decided I was too tired to do any such thing. As he was walking off though I saw him pass a Garbage canister. I mean how hard is it to simply hold your garbage for a couple of steps and dispose of it properly. Well I know how hard it is. I know littering is an issue. But why? I will, for the sake of argument, give the benefit of the doubt that people are genually good and don't want to litter, but understand that it becomes the only option sometimes. Yeah I guess people can carry garbage all the way hope, but it's hasseful and messy, here are a couple of reasons for why people do such things.

One: My friend brought up the idea that because the city does street cleaning, and on many occasions the street is not actually clean, the money spent on that ticket that he receives for not having moved his car can go back to the city by him throwing garbage back on to the floor. It makes sense to him, so I assume this somehow works in his favor.

Two: There are not enough garbage cans. I mean seriously the city of Chicago has about 1 garbage can or container every mile and it is always on the opposite side of the street. I was walking today with a piece of wrapper in my hand for about 7 blocks before I hit an intersection where there was a garbage can, and there was only 1. Hell if it wouldn't have come up I would've thrown it on the floor. It's not fun walking with something in your hand in the heat and under the sun and not being able to get rid of this musty and now wet piece of something that you're holding.

100 Things, maybe 250 things

I recently read an article about a guy, I believe his name is Dave, and his blogsite is GuynamedDave.com, in which he will simplify his life by removing a number of items in his house which will then equal to about 100 items in total. I have decided to also take this challenge, but am on a smaller area scale and on a higher item budget.

I will decide to budget and simplify my room to about 250 items. Hopefully I am able to do less, but considering I am a designer, my books, clothes, and designs number out to about 1000 things. So I will list the following items I own and see if up until November I can lower the number to about 250 and hold that number for at least 1 year.

By the way there are a lot of items I know I do NOT NEED, but I can't get rid of for reasons of purchase. Such as a night stand that was bought for me as a whole set in my bedroom, and other reasons of want and love.

THE LIST - so far
1 Dress Shirt #1
2 Dress Shirt #2
3 Dress Shirt #3
4 Dress Shirt #4
5 Dress Shirt #5
6 Dress Shirt #6
7 Dress Shirt #7
8 Dress Shirt #8
9 Dress Shirt #9
10 Dress Shirt #10
11 Dress Shirt #11
12 Dress Shirt #12
13 Dress Shirt Short Sleeve #1
14 Dress Shirt Short Sleeve #2
15 Dress Shirt Short Sleeve #3
16 Dress Shirt Short Sleeve #4
17 Dress Shirt Short Sleeve #5
18 Polo Shirt #1
19 Polo Shirt #2
20 Polo Shirt #3
21 Polo Shirt #4
22 Polo Shirt #5
23 Polo Shirt #6
24 Polo Shirt #7
25 Polo Shirt #8
26 Polo Shirt #9
27 Polo Shirt #10
28 Polo Shirt #11
29 Polo Shirt #12
30 Polo Shirt #13
31 Polo Shirt #14
32 Polo Shirt #15
33 Polo Shirt #16
34 Sport Coat #1
35 Sport Coat #2
36 Sport Coat #3
37 Sport Coat #4
38 Sport Coat #5
39 Dress Shoes #1
40 Dress Shoes #2
41 Dress Shoes #3
42 Dress Shoes #4
43 Dress Shoes #5
44 Dress Shoes #6
45 Dress Shoes #7
46 Casual Shoes #1
47 Casual Shoes #2
48 Casual Shoes #3
49 Casual Shoes #4
50 Casual Shoes #5
51 Casual Shoes #6
52 Gym Shoes
53 Sandles #1
54 Sandles #2
55 Sandles #3
56 Sandles #4
57 Sandles #5
58 Sandles #6
59 Sandles #7
60 Hat #1
61 Hat #2
62 Hat #3
63 Hat #4
64 Hat #5
65 Hat #6
66 Hat #7
67 Hat #8
68 Hat #9
69 Hat #10
70 Hat #11
71 Hat #12
72 Hat #13
73 Computer
74 Speaker System
75 Projector
76 Cell Phone
77 Bed
78 Nightstand
79 Drawer
80 Armoir
81 Bike
82 Mail Organizer
83 Wallet
84 Condoms (considered 1 item)
85 Keys (considered 1 item)
86 Watch #1
87 Watch #2
88 Watch #3
89 Still Camera #1
90 Still Camera #2
91 Video Camera
92 Underwear (considered 1 item)
93 Socks (considered 1 item)
94 Hangers (considered 1 item)
95 Book Bag #1
96 Book Bag #2
97 Book Bag #3
98 Book Bag #4
99 Book Bag #5
100 Book Bag #6
101 Laptop
102 iPod
103 Glasses #1
104 Glasses #2
105 Glasses #3
106 Glasses #4
107 Glasses #5
108 Glasses #6
109 Glasses #7
110 Glasses #8
111 Waste Bin
112 Towel #1
113 Towel #2
114 Hamper
115 Belt+Buckle #1
116 Belt+Buckle #2
117 Belt+Buckle #3
118 Belt+Buckle #4
119 Belt+Buckle #5
120 Belt+Buckle #6
121 Belt+Buckle #7
122 Belt+Buckle #8
123 Belt+Buckle #9
124 Belt+Buckle #10
125 Pillow #1
126 Pillow #2
127 Pillow #3
128 Pillow #4
129 Comforter
130 Bed Sheets
131 Winter Gloves
132 Alarm Clock #1
133 Alarm Clock #2
134 Briefcase
135 Art Supply Bag
136 Toothbrush
137 Jewlery (I only own 5 necklaces and about bracelets so its 1 item)
138 Bookshelf
139 Floor Mat #1
140 Floor Mat #2
141 Picollo Drum Snare (will auction off)
142 Zildjian Cymbals (will auction off)
143 Large Clip Board
144 Barbell (not wanted)
145 Resistance Band
146 Ab Roller
147 Razor/Clippers
148 Tie #1
149 Tie #2
150 Tie #3
151 Tie #4
152 Tie #5
153 Tie #6
154 Tie #7
155 Tie #8
156 Scarf #1
157 Scarf #2
158 PDA
159 PDA Cellphone

So basically I am no minimalist. I have too many things, and will probably have more things as life goes on. Maybe one day I'll have a 100 count item list, but I'm a designer and papers, writing utensils, influence, books, and magazines are going to take up a lot of space.
Due to certain circumstances I am unable to list all my items because I am unaware if I can count my:
"Art Supplies" which include-pens, markers, charcoal, rulers, T-Squares, Erasers, Pencils, Highlighters, Paintmarkers, Straight Edges, Clay, Staplers, Scissors, Airbrush, Led, Canvases, etc.
"Letter and Bills" which include-bills from seperate companies, lyrics, written letters, given birthday cards, etc.
"Drawings" which include-class sketches, fashion sketches, furniture designs, replication works, books designs, Logo designs, etc.

That's all I have for now.

Le Petit Mort. C’est un peu impossible de l’atteindre?

There is a common misconception among human beings. Where the female sex believes it’s the male’s fault that they are unable to have an orgasm. Or even worse that it is the males job to give it to them. Well I say Fuck that fucking rule about She 'gasms' before I do. Fuck that shit. I mean don't get me wrong it happens, but fuck it, it is not my fault you don't gasm. If you want to you have to play part of the role. It’s not like you are the reason I do all the time.
Look, guys can fuck an ugly fat old chick and bust a nut. Why in the hell can't woman do it with a guy who isn’t anywhere near half as bad ? Because woman are stupid....no no no, I take that back, you know why? Because woman don't concentrate. We are not gods, were are guys, hell we'd love to think we are sometimes though.
Now what I am tired of hearing, as if I’m suppose to perform some form of miracle about it, which I may one day: I'm tired of woman saying, “I haven't had an orgasm before.” And then look at me. Hell I think I should start saying, “Wow I haven’t had a blow job before. Trade?“
A lot of woman, though, tell me that they are always having sex and it just doesn’t work. And for some reason I’m suppose to fix this problem. That’s kind of like saying the car is making a weird noise, I’m always driving it but I don’t know what the problem is. Then they show me the car and tell me to fix it without the keys or ever turning it on. Sure, but don’t get mad if it doesn’t get fixed, I’ll do my best though.
I mean what is this, woman have a like 2 G-spots, and there different for every girl, men have like 2 as well, but they’re in the same place, and usually we only like one to be stimulated.
Here’s a couple of tips to the girls if they really want to ‘gasm!

1.   Learn to Ride! Its the best position for you and you are in total control. If you are on top and you expect him to pump from the bottom and you don't like the way it feels, well fuck you. Learn to Ride! Oh try not to break his dick off while you’re on top. And if he doesn’t get off while you’re there and you do, good job. But let him have his way afterwards, as long as he doesn’t try to break you.
2. Tell him where the fuck your G-Spot is. Once again guys have one, the penis (well really the ass hole, but no straight guy who’s fucking girl wants to be fingered in the booty hole by the girl on the first night lol). Now all you have to do is tell him how you like it and what you want. If you don't tell us, Then what the fuck do you expect us to do? Find it randomly by poking and licking? Were not damn pirates in a treasure hunt, and if we were it would take us years, or months to actually find this treasure? Plus if it’s the first night not to many guys go down. But if he offers go for it! And let me know where it must be. GUIDE HIM!
3. Rock some new Positions. I don't suggest this with virgins, they'll fuck you up. Now for the guys that have had sex more than 10 times, they may know a couple of techniques and positions. Try those positions, don't fray from them: It's sex not love. If your making love, then shit, he don't expect you to gasm in the first place. If you do, well then you followed tip 4. Alright now ladies try the position that puts your knees to your chest and your legs behind your head. Too fat for it? Fuck it try as far as you can go! Oh yeah, most guys cannot penetrate deep enough for it to hurt. If you’re are just tighter the deeper he goes (I do not know most men who are 9 inches or larger) the more it might hurt that feel good. This position makes it so even smaller guys can get in to a good point. It doesn’t work for everyone and can hurt some people, do it with care.
4. Concenmotherfuckingtrate! (Concentrate) - Guys can do it, like I said, so should you. I’m sure most guys don’t mind if you close your eyes and moan like hell, they don’t know what’s going on in your head when you’re not fucking, so dream away and hopefully you think as hard as you can to cum all over the place.
That's my two cents, sorry for any Bigfoots out there, you may not be compatible with the human race.

The Only Commandments Are

1. Be a good person as best you can; all cases are relative to the individual.
2. Live as much life as you can.
3. Pursue something you deem worthy of your time in your relatively short amount on earth.
4. “Love all.” Basically, I’m a comfort zone for those who can’t grasp the concept of morals without reasoning or hope for a prize.

Why Sleep When You Can Hallucinate

I, like a million other Americans, have a sleep deficiency problem. In most cases I believe it is due to some sort of stress related issue, such as school, work or life. My sleep cycle revolves around 3 hour increments. Sometimes I can sleep a while longer, but usually I sleep, toss and turn and then, wake up maybe, look at the sky, and then back to sleep. In most cases I could go to bed for 12 hours and receive about 6 hours of sleep in total.
This sleep deficiency problem may have a direct connection to a my secondary sleep issue I possess. I am awaken to these sorts of attacks that begin while the body is still sleep, but the mind is almost fully conscious, it’s sort of a trance state of consciousness. There have been claims of this sort of sleep related issue in many cultures. Apparently, it may have something to do with evil or the evils that embody someone.
My attacks, in general, are the same, but do not poses the exact same characteristics as those that are described by other people who have the same problem. For instance: Many occurrences of this phenomenon described by other cultures mention the feeling of a being on their chest, or as if something is holding them down upon the bed or floor that they lay face up on. And apparently being face up sleeping is the reason this attack occurs to the many it people it does happen to. I once had an attack , though, where I was in the fetal position, I had a very hard time breathing as I was unable to adjust myself and could only see dead in front of me. The few times I was unable to document, when it began to happen, that I was sleeping face up I had the feeling of being lifted off the bed, and a sort of ripping out of my soul.
The best way to describe my attacks, if you’ve never had one maybe you can relate, is like a Lucid dream. The feeling of knowing that something wrong, but it seems terribly difficult to figured out what exactly it is. Secondly, bodily functions are no more, the muscles are a heavy rock, a really fucking big rock, and the only possible muscles that seems to have any relation to your brain anymore are the ones above the shoulders, including the neck and face. So making faces, looking left and right, and speaking without words are GO. Thirdly, the room seems a bit distant, it vibrates with a atmospheric haziness, almost as if being drugged, or like those TV shows where they fade the corners of the screen to show a flashback. Lastly, hallucinations may occur. Well I don’t know if they are hallucinations, but if they aren’t well it becomes really scary from here on out, because I do not know what they are exactly and science believes that hallucinations are the closest possible answer.
(October 29.2007) I awoke to an attack, it hit me suddenly. I had pretty much woken up out of R.E.M. sleep and jumped into the attack. It tore at me as if I had died and was reaching the gates of Hell. All I know is I’m on my side looking forward. I can’t move. I can’t scream. I can only stare and think. Then it hits me, I’m not staring into empty space, and worse whatever it is I can see it’s staring back. What is it? Is it a painting or a bookbag? No. It was a man. A man holding a knife. He obviously sees me, but then notices I see him. He backs up a little, and my lips move and ask, “what do you want.” but the words only appear in my head, they never really came out. He doesn’t say anything, he simply holds back in that position that I can’t tell wether it’s crouching or standing. It’s a defensive stance though, and for some reason he doesn’t look like he is here to defend. I close my eyes hard and just start to repeat in my head, “get away. get away. stay away. get the fuck away from me.”
I have had these weird occurrences of sleep paralysis, as it’s scientifically registered, for about 5 to 6 years now. They come every now and then, but I can awake to them twice in one night, 6 times in a week, 10 in a month, sometimes I can make it happen, and then sometimes it simply occurs. The beginning of it, when I know it’s going to him me feels like the weight of deep water, in pressure, is holding your body down. Sometimes when it’s already started and it can stop on its own, but then other times I have to stop it myself. It’s not easy, and every time I think about it, it looks incredibly silly the amount of upper neck muscles I have to move and how I have to move them in order to escape the attack. I simply rock my head side to side furiously like I really really don’t want something and the head-gesture for “no” is the only language I know. If I don’t get out of it consciously I just try to go to sleep, it works very rarely though.
I will from now on keep a log of the dates and amount of attacks I get.
(November 2.2007) I had decided to sleep on my back, to test whether the attacks could be summoned easier by sleep positioning. I did this to see if I could understand them more, and possibly figure a method of controlling them. Well sleeping on your back definitely causes them. I had awoken into one with a bit of a scare and quickly got out of it. With open eyes I look around and rust my eyes again to go back to “sleep”. It immediately engulfs me before I could even fully close my eyes. Barely I am able to adjust myself and get out of it. I had sat up for minute and looked around. After understanding I was still tired I laid back down. BOOM! It hits me again! I’m going crazy because I can’t seem to escape it. So I move my neck around and escape it for a bit, but I can still feel the pressure of it hovering over me, knowing that if even for a second I lay back down I will be submersed in its unknowing. I didn’t have long, because it caught me and smothered me like all the other times before. I move my facial muscles idiotically and finally get out of it. Confused on why it’s hit me so many times I get up fully and start working on something to get my mind off of things, my homework will do. When I had finally decided I could go back and close my eyes, the only thing I noticed was that when I woke up it was 7am.
(January 14.2008) The only thing that was really frightening about this occurrence what that when it happened I had had my jaw fully open, I was unable to close it and it felt as though something was being conjured up. As if some type of spirit was entering into my body through my mouth. Not a very comfortable feeling.
(May 18.2008) This time was a first where there was a demon like-being floating above me, screaming at me. And I was able to spiritually, I guess, push it with my hands that were actually laying on my body physically, but in front of me visually. This may have been a hallucination, but hell if it isn’t the most realistic hallucination I have every had. There are never drugs involved with this, as I don’t do them. And my room has been blessed because of the past occurrences, but it seems to be something greater than that. I’m not as stressed anymore and it still happens. I have no Idea how to explain what it is because I have no idea what it triggering it.

Dates:
October 29, 2007 1 attack
November 2, 2007 4 attacks
December 4, 2007 .5 attack
December 9, 2007 1 attack
January 14, 2008 1 attack
May 18, 2008 2 attacks